The Ultimate Rock Band

After some thought and boredom I think I have created the ultimate rock band. It would probably fit well under the genre of Epic-Fantasy-Battle-Based-Symphonic-Power-Metal Band, but it would be a killer ego band. Anyway...

Lead Singer: Tarja
She is the lead singer of the "goth" band Nightwish, trained in opera, and is the only "real" metal opera singer. There are others, but most of them just sound way too tacky.

Lead Guitarist: Yngwie Malmsteen
Tough choice, but when it comes to his pieces such as Triligy Suite Opus 5, no one really matches the kick ass "flashy" guitar style of Yngwie.

Rythym Guitarist: Fil Fries
Fil is the coolest Asian I've ever met. He can play power chords better than any other punk band guitarist, and, well, he's Asian. (He is also the author of Loosers Forever)

Violin Player: Emma Watson (Aka Hermionie from Harry Potter)
I picked her because, well, she's cool?... Not to mention she's wearing a freakin' spanish-bull-fighting-civil-war-era jacket thing.

Flute Player: Avril Lavigne
Ah, good old Avril. All goths hate her. She's the only half decent looking goth chick I've seen in a while. She could probably play flute... Well better then Kurt Cobain can play guitar. (Note: I used the word can because Kurt is still alive. Oh yes, he's living in Mexico with Elvis. Click here to read more)

So, basically my ultimate rock band is based off of appearance, technical ability, and coolness. So it would go really well with the American music industry.